It won’t stop. Because it don’t stop.
Yup, time once again for tonight’s LateNightCrisis2010 monologue roundup. You know the rules: We start with Dave and update as needed.
The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien
Hello, I’m Conan O’Brien, sorry if I’m a little late…I had a job interview at Lady Foot Locker.
I should have known something was up when NBC sent me that 2010 calendar that only went up to January.
Over the past week, ratings for the “Tonight Show” are up by 50%. When NBC executives heard this they told me, “See, you really don’t fit in around here.”