Weird Al Yankovic‘s latest music video has effectively summed up the average American’s analysis of their favorite sport: “We’re great, and you suck.”
“Sports Song” (above), Weird Al’s fifth new release this week, is a marching-band anthem that pokes fun at the types of fight songs spectators yell in unison in an effort to hide their own insecurities about their team’s 50-50 chance of winning.
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And it’s appropriate for any team that wants to license it for home games.
No matter what words, colors and mascots that professional teams, colleges and fans jam into a series of notes, Weird Al points out that they’re all effectively saying the same thing: “We’re really, really great/In contrast, you really suck/OK, full disclosure/ we’re not that great/ but nevertheless, you suck.”
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E-A-G-L-oh, just stop it.
