Chelsea Handler is running her own NSFW presidential campaign video, because you can’t be any more outrageous than Donald Trump, right?
She’s doing her best to find out.
The Netflix comedian enlisted Republican ad-maker Fred Davis to learn how to best appeal to right-wing voters.
After a brainstorming session with Davis in his office (which is filled with stuffed animals and photos of past clients such as Sarah Palin), Handler created her own NSFW masterpiece.
The ad declares Handler to be “American, half-Mormon and half-something-else… Jew, shhh” and promises she will consider adopting and breastfeeding a foreign baby — as long as she doesn’t have to keep it.
“Chelsea Handler with do anything to broaden her audience — she will flip-flop, she will waffle, she will knick-knack, paddy-whack and give a dog a bone,” the narrator says.
One young voter in a “Make America Great Again” hat responds that he wouldn’t vote for Handler, but would have sex with her. Another voter claims he already has.
“I am Chelsea Handler and I approve this message and I am not going to remove my blouse top,” Handler concludes.
Check out the video above and her interview with Davis below. The segment begins streaming on Netflix this Thursday.