Today saw a major shakeup at the Los Angeles Clippers when the NBA team traded star Chris “CP3” Paul to the Houston Rockets. Great for Paul, potentially not so great for the Clippers, because fellow star player Blake Griffin is a free agent. With Paul moving to Texas, Griffin might find fewer reasons to stay with the Clippers, even if the team is reportedly gunning hard to keep him.
If Paul and Griffin both end up leaving the Clippers, that makes Center DeAndre Jordan the team’s remaining superstar (for now), which as it turns out is extremely awkward. Because it’s been just two years since Jordan burned a ton of Texas bridges when, during his own free agency, he reneged on a verbal agreement to join the Dallas Mavericks after — wait for it — Chris Paul and Blake Griffin personally visited him in Texas and begged him not to leave the Clippers.
Unsurprisingly, sports fans found the sudden drama and bitter irony of the situation absolutely hilarious, and swarmed on Twitter to dunk on it again and again.
Plenty of people noted that the Clippers must be absolutely desperate to keep Griffin in the fold — desperate like Lloyd Dobbler from “Say Anything”:
*checks Blake Griffin's driveway* pic.twitter.com/XxnX2Rgitn
— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 28, 2017
Others noted that Griffin must have been surprised by the news. Even emotional about it.
https://twitter.com/RealVampKing/status/880090616129925120
When Blake Griffin heard Chris Paul went to the Rockets pic.twitter.com/mRpmvx5M2N
— digital dash (@ayy_seunie) June 28, 2017
Then again, maybe Blake knows just how desperate the team must want to keep him.
Blake Griffin on his way to the Clippers front office now that CP3 gone pic.twitter.com/Xga2IXrshJ
— The EMS Whisperer (@Phranchize19) June 28, 2017
In the middle of all this, former Clippers teammate Paul Pierce, who retired from the NBA this year, celebrated Paul’s trade with an emoji.
To the 🚀 Wow!! Emoji game in point 😂😂
— Paul Pierce (@paulpierce34) June 28, 2017
Meanwhile, a lot of people assumed (probably rightly) that Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is grinning like a cat today.
Mark Cuban seeing DeAndre Jordan getting left in the dust pic.twitter.com/hl620jz4Et
— Jeff Eisenband (@JeffEisenband) June 28, 2017
But most of the chatter concerned poor Jordan, who now appears to exist as a living example of the word “irony.”
https://twitter.com/AshleyNBAHoops/status/879928408154796032
https://twitter.com/isojoe_/status/880090249866510336
https://twitter.com/TeeeWilliams/status/880099473128476673
Let's go to DeAndre Jordan for live trade analysis: pic.twitter.com/Dj2rCQHhY9
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) June 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/Nigerianscamsss/status/880098896218918912
DeAndre Jordan probably just checked twitter like pic.twitter.com/qqNO1ltaSw
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) June 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/ih8hose/status/878391670798262272
DeAndre Jordan: Checks Twitter 📲
Sports update: Blake Griffin opts out, CP3 ➡️ Hou
DeAndre Jordan: pic.twitter.com/bJrXtvun4y— Lids (@lids) June 28, 2017