On the eve of her 79th birthday, Joan Rivers has revealed her bucket list.
The comedienne and “Fashion Police” star, whose big day is Friday, appeared on “The Wendy Williams Show” Wednesday. Williams asked what she wants to do — you know, before what’s left of Rivers’ natural body eventually gives out.
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“I truly would like to go to the Galapagos Islands, I think that would be fun,” Rivers offered. “I would love to go back to Russia, and I will not do anymore plastic surgery below the neck.”
Joan Rivers, swearing off the scalpel? Naturally, Williams wanted to know more. And naturally, Rivers willfully dished.
“In California, they’re doing vaginal rejuvenation, it’s a big thing. Because, you know, the vagina drops. But this is a good thing in California, because they have earthquakes, so, when an earthquake comes, you just go (makes spitting sound) and you suction yourself to the ground.”
Maybe Rivers should put a moratorium on the vagina jokes along with the plastic surgery.
Witness the splendor of it all in the video.