The Hey, Darlin’
“I see ya. Call me.”
The Finger
“Which way are the political winds blowing tonight?”
The Karate Chop
“Hiiiii-ya.”
The Weight
“On one hand …. but on the other…..”
The Claw
“Paws up for Lady Gaga.”
The Manicure
“This polish takes forever to dry.”
The Boxer
“This is how we fought in school.”
The Statesman
“I love America …. this much.”