Late Night With Seth Meyers
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Meyers Says Biden-Trump Rematch Is Like Choosing Between ‘2-Day-Old Egg Salad and Donald Trump’ (Video)
“It would be nice to have a country where a guy could safely retire before he’s 86,” the NBC host mocked
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Meyers Mocks Fox’s On-Air Statement Thanking Tucker Carlson: ‘Seen More Convincing Reads on North Korean State TV’ (Video)
“Fox really knows how to disappear someone!” the NBC host joked
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Meyers Thinks Lindsey Graham ‘Missed His Calling as a Televangelist’ After Begging Fox Viewers to Send Money to Trump (Video)
“My skin crawls hearing Lindsey Graham ask for five or 10 bucks for a self-proclaimed billionaire’s legal fees,” Meyers said
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Meyers Calls ‘BS’ on Claim That Indictment Has Been ‘Fun’ for Trump: ‘A Lie You Tell’ When ‘Scared S–less’ (Video)
“This is all part of the shtick,” Meyers said
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Meyers Mocks Marjorie Taylor Greene’s NYC Protest: ‘Only a Tourist From Georgia’ Thinks That ‘Gets Her Attention’ (Video)
Meyers noted that Greene was there to simply “scream and shout like a lunatic”
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Meyers Thinks Lauren Boebert’s Staff ‘Hates Her’ and Purposely Gave Her Bad Info to Look Dumb During Hearing (Video)
“I can’t even begin to wrap my head around how dumb this is,” Meyers mocked
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Meyers Jokes That the News Has Become ‘NORAD Santa Tracker, Except for Trump’s Indictment’ (Video)
“Just a little circle in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean,” Meyers joked
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Meyers Eagerly Awaits Trump’s Arrest Photos Because ‘I Think His Arms Are Too Inflexible to Reach’ Behind His Back (Video)
“They’re gonna have to get him a pair of slinky handcuffs he can wear while he’s yelling at reporters,” Meyers mocked
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Meyers Says DeSantis Created the Word ‘Woke-ocracy’ to Tongue-Tie Trump in a Debate: ‘Saying That Gives You Strep’ (Video)
“Well that just rolls right off the tongue,” Meyers mocked
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Meyers Says Trump Likely Celebrated Call to Testify to Grand Jury: ‘Excited to Get Invited to Something in New York Again’ (Video)
“I’m back baby. Any word from the Met Ball? Have they reached out?” Meyers mocked
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Meyers Says SVB Collapse Is Just the Latest Mystery in ‘A Super Boring Game of Clue’: ‘Of F–ing Course It Was Trump’ (Video)
“The weapon is always a pen and the killer is always Colonel Ketchup,” Meyers mocked
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Meyers Surprised Tucker Carlson Hates Trump: Thought He Only Despises ‘Female M&Ms Who Are a 7 or Lower’ (Video)
“Oh my god. It turns out the Trump hatred was coming from inside the house!” Meyers mocked
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Meyers Mocks Tucker Carlson for Cherry-Picking Jan. 6 Footage: There’s ‘Footage From John Wick That Proves He’s Not Violent’ (Video)
“You’re telling me that guy is a trained killer? Give me a break!” Meyers joked after playing a clip of the hit man and his pup
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Meyers Lists Kellyanne Conway’s Lies After Her ‘Truth’ Lecture on Fox News: Like Getting ‘Conflict Resolution’ Tips ‘From M3GAN’ (Video)
“In addition to being an accomplished liar, she always talked to reporters like a gossipy teen at her locker,” he joked
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Meyers Pities Brian Kilmeade Looking for DeSantis Fan On-Air: Like ‘Gerbil Trapped in a Maze’ Looking for a ‘Reward Pellet’ (Video)
“No matter how hard they try to wriggle their way out of the situation they put themselves in, they are captive to the audience they created,” Meyers said
