Jimmy Fallon
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Jimmy Fallon Says It’s ‘Smart’ All the Trump Men Have Testified: ‘Gonna Use the Courtroom Sketches for Their Holiday Card!’ (Video)
“I think it’s touching!” the NBC host jokes
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Jimmy Fallon Jokes Don Jr. Had to Leave Dad’s Trial Early After ‘He Realized He Left Eric in the Car With the Windows Shut’ (Video)
The NBC host jokes that Trump Jr. was introduced as “Monster energy drink in human form”
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Jimmy Fallon Leans Into Rumors of DeSantis Shoe Lifts: ‘That’s Why He Hates Disney, They Won’t Let Him Ride’ Anything (Video)
“DeSantis claims that he’s 5′ 11″, which is a lie, because if he were actually 5′ 11″ he’d say he’s six [feet],” the NBC host jokes
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Jimmy Fallon Suspects Biden Felt Bad for Latest Trump Gaffe: ‘Someone Help That Poor Old Man, He’s Confused and Disoriented’ (Video)
“It makes sense that he was confused, it was the first time in months he’s been in a room without a jury,” the NBC host mocks
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Jimmy Fallon Says He’s Taking His Comedy on the Road Thanks to Impromptu Stand-up Set With Chris Rock
After a surprise appearance at New York’s Comedy Cellar Thursday, “The Tonight Show” host says he’s working on an act
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Tracy Morgan Tells Jimmy Fallon ‘I Could’ve Been Speaker’ of the House: ‘George Santos Said I Would Be Perfect’ (Video)
“And I believe him, ’cause he invented breakdancing,” Morgan jokes
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Jimmy Fallon Warns Trump of Possible Punishments for Violating Gag Order a 3rd Time – Like ‘a Brunch With Eric and Don Jr.’ (Video)
“Send me to the clink!” the NBC host jokes of Trump’s response
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Jimmy Fallon Explains Who New House Speaker Mike Johnson Is: If ‘Nominees Were ‘Star Wars’ Characters, He’s Their Jar Jar’ (Video)
“Republicans said Mike Johnson is their first choice — after the first 10 choices lost,” the NBC host mocks
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Jimmy Fallon Says He’s Impressed Michael Cohen Avoided Same Room as Trump for 5 Years: Nearly Broke ‘Melania’s Record’ (Video)
Cohen and Trump were reunited in a courtroom this week
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Jimmy Fallon Proposes a New Speaker of the House: Amazon Alexa (Video)
“It’s time to listen to the speaker that’s been listening to you since 2014”
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Fallon Says Jim Jordan Only Wants to Be House Speaker to Avoid His ‘Old Job’ of ‘Scooby-Doo’ Villain (Video)
“When Jordan said that he was running a third time, even Nike was like ‘Just don’t,’” the NBC host mocks
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Fallon Likens Jim Jordan’s 2nd Speaker Loss to ‘Retaking the SAT and Finding Out You Got Dumber’
During his second round of voting, the Ohio representative lost by more votes
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Fallon Jokes Adele Wasn’t at ‘Eras’ Premiere Because She Was ‘the Designated Survivor’: We Need ‘Someone Safe at All Times’ (Video)
The NBC host also runs down “The News (Taylor’s Version)”
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Fallon Says the Taylor Swift Movie Is So Popular It’ll Air in Stadiums, Calling It ‘Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour: The Movie: The Tour’ (Video)
The NBC host jokes the U.S. has switched to a “Taylor Swift-based economy”
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Fallon Says a Physical Brawl Between Trump and Biden ‘Would Be the Fight of the Century’ Because ‘Both Guys Are a Century’ (Video)
Trump once again called for a physical fight with Biden on Saturday
