Stormy Daniels dropped by “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” on Tuesday to plug her new book, but of course she pretty much just ended up detailing sex with Donald Trump instead. And the adult star definitely didn’t earn her alleged $130,000 in hush money last night, when she spanked Jimmy Kimmel and picked out the president’s penis from a prepared lineup of toadstools.
All of this delighted “American Horror Story” actress Sarah Paulson, who was the late-night show’s first guest and insisted on playing the Ed McMahon/Andy Richter role for Daniels’ panel interview. Wouldn’t you have?
It was all pretty light-hearted — well, maybe not this next part so much: “I laid there and prayed for death,” Daniels recalled from the sexual encounter she says she had with Trump years before he entered politics.
Finally, it was time to talk about Trump’s penis (finally). Kimmel prepared an orange mushroom lineup for Daniels and asked her to pick the closest one to the commander in chief’s member. Her choice was not a flattering selection.
“If you wanna go on another date with him, we’d be happy to pay for it,” Kimmel offered at the end of their interview.
“I thought we were friends,” Daniels replied.
Guess there won’t be a sequel book.
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Daniels’ book “Full Disclosure” is available now.