Steve Martin REALLY didn’t want to do “The Tonight Show” on Monday. So much so, in fact, he spent an entire segment singing about it on the “Tonight Show.”
“I don’t want to do this show/I don’t want to do this show/I’ve got no more material/I don’t want to do this show,” Martin lamented in musical form from his dressing room. “I used up all my stories/when I was in my 40s/But now I’m 52-years-old/and I don’t want to this show.”
The pre-taped skit was excellent, and its best lyric came a little later, when Martin hoped aloud that Fallon doesn’t ask him about “that early affair with a man.”