President Trump flew to Louisiana midweek to support Republican gubernatorial candidate Eddie Rispone, and on Thursday, “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert revealed everywhere he’d *rather* be than at a Trump MAGA rally.
Colbert’s long list included: “the DMV, the dentist, someone else’s child’s clarinet recital, a Soviet gulag [work camp], covered in honey and staked to an anthill, sliding down a 5o-foot razor blade into a bathtub full of gin, and in conversation with someone who knows a lot about Bitcoin.”
His list was followed with a soundbite of Trump boasting about his election numbers.
“And don’t forget, in 2016, people came from the mountains, and the valleys and the rivers and the oceans,” the president said.