If the past two years have been any indication, it won’t be a conventional campaign … not at all!
Jan. 4, 2011
Daughter Bristol, hot off her “Dancing With the Stars” win, turns up as a contestant on the couples edition of NBC’s “The Biggest Loser.” Her “running mate” is John’s daughter Meghan McCain.
Jan. 10, 2011
Despite her criticisms of “American Idol” in her “America by Heart,” Palin is the in-house mentor on the hit Fox show. Theme: “Hunting Songs.”
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Feb 21, 2011
NASA includes Palin on the crew of the final Space Shuttle Endeavor launch. High above Earth, the governor says she is proud to report she really can see Russia from her window.
Feb. 3, 2012
The Walt Disney Co. opens an elaborate “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” attraction in Epcot in Orlando.
July 4, 2011
Palin releases a new book “Absurdity of Hope” to highlight the differences between herself and President Obama.
Jan. 1, 2012
Todd Palin enters the race for the Republican Presidential nomination. Sarah Palin refuses to debate with any other contestant but her husband. These debates are simulcast on TLC and Fox.
March 2012
Without even stepping foot into Idaho, Kansas, Illinois, New York, California, Arizona or New Mexico, she sweeps the Super Tuesday primaries.
Aug, 27, 2012
In Tampa at the GOP National Convention, Palin tells a breakfast fundraiser that Todd will be her vice president. Jerry Bruckheimer hires on as the official campaign documentarian.
Aug. 30, 2012
Palin wins the nomination for President on the first ballot. She gives her acceptance speech alongside Bristol on the final results night of “Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars.”
Sept. 1, 2012
The third season of the Emmy-winning “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” launches on TLC. A shortened mini-series, the last episode is set to air the night of Nov. 5.
Nov. 1, 2012
Daughter Willow announces her engagement to Charlie Sheen.
Nov. 6, 2012
Landslide! America elects its first female President! Palin’s victory speech is only shown on Fox News and Fox stations, leading to record ratings!