Samantha Bee destroyed Donald Trump over his performance at the second Presidential debate, referring to the GOP standard bearer as “a crotch-fondling slab of rancid meatloaf.”
“Moderators Anderson Cooper and Martha Raddatz gamely carried on as if this whole evening weren’t completely insane, because as we all know, presidential debates typically feature one candidate threatening to jail his opponent, then stalking her around the stage like he’s Leatherface, and finally fornicating with a chair,” Bee said.
“Instead of the dynamic lunatic Trump we got in the first debate, we got the Fat Elvis version: sluggish, bloated, and judging by his answers, possibly medicated,” Bee continued.