Rutgers kids can't let go of this whole Snooki-speaking-at-their-school thing.
They feel like Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (who was paid $32,000 to give an on-campus talk last week) completely misrepresents them.
They're serious college students, after all, and Polizzi's speech included a lengthy dissertation on her own "poof" — that's her signature hairstyle, for "Jersey Shore" neophytes.
They want someone who's more relatable, more worthy of their academic attention, to clear their proverbial lecture-circuit palate.
Someone like Bruce Springsteen.
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Sigh. Kids: Toni Morrison is your commencement speaker. Why do you need Springsteen to make you feel smart?
It's all very puzzling. But much like the proponents of these celebrity-focused Facebook campaigns, all these students can do is wait to see if the Boss bends to their demands or ignores them.
