Fans of “Ozark” know the brilliance of Ruth Langmore (Julia Garner), the young criminal that constantly gives Marty Byrde (Jason Bateman) a run for his money.
In this spoof, Ruth is offering her services as a criminal expert in a “special offer” that I personally would not trust (she is a newly minted money launderer, after all). She breaks down three easy steps for honing in on your criminal chops: learn self defense, get yourself a side hustle and trust no one.
“In this line of work, back-stabbing, throat-cutting, it’s not personal. It’s just business,” she says in the video.
I’ll take it from you, Ruth.
Watch the short above, and stream “Ozark” now on Netflix.