KYLIE MINOGUE
Worst: “Jack and Diane”
It’s hard to say what anyone is doing in this shoddy teen-lesbian-romance-cum-monster-movie, but Minogue appears to be completely at sea in the role of a lecherous tattoo artist. Unless you're titillated by the idea of Minogue having a love scene with the granddaughter of Elvis Presley (actress Riley Keough), “Jack and Diane” is a big yawn.