Matthew McConaughey and Bryce Dallas Howard’s “Gold” follows an unlikely pair who ventures to the Indonesian jungle in search of the titular stuff — but that wouldn’t be the plot if elementary school children wrote the script.
That’s exactly what happened Tuesday on “The Tonight Show” segment “Kid Theater.” Jimmy Fallon welcomed McConaughey to late-night TV’s top show to act out some “Gold” interpretations penned by 9 and 10-year-olds.
The first scene the duo did surrounded Fallon’s lack of pants. The second one had McConaughey as a millionaire duck. We won’t even try to describe the third scene.
Watch the fool’s “Gold” video above.
Readers can strike the real thing on Jan. 27when the rated-R “Gold” hits theaters.