Macaulay Culkin may be semi-retired from acting, but that didn’t stop the former child star from chiming in with his thoughts on the Oscars.
Over the course of nearly seven hours, the “Home Alone” star took on topics ranging from the hilarious (“This year’s Fashion Police are now wearing bodycams. #StayWoke“) to the topical (“Casey Affleck couldn’t make it cause he was stuck in the 1950s”) by ripping the lines of Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein and James Franco.
But, Culkin claimed that despite his lengthy tweet-storm, he wasn’t actually watching the 90th edition of the Academy Awards. Clad in a tuxedo, the actor tweeted photos of things he was doing instead of tuning in, like painting his toenails, playing with figurines, noodling around on a guitar, playing classic ’90s Sega Genesis game “Toejam & Earl” and making ramen.
He also joked about the state of his own career: “I’m bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam.”
For those wondering, Culkin has been fairly busy despite his absence from the big screen since 2005’s “Saved.” He has his own podcast and recently started a website in conjunction with that.
Culkin was recently a guest on “WTF With Marc Maron” as well.
Here are some of the highlights of Culkin’s Oscar-night tweets.
I will be live tweeting the Oscars tonight, but I won't be watching them.
WHA!?! That's crazy!
Question: Do you guys have any suggestions for what I should be doing instead of watching the show?
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
This year's Fashion Police are now wearing bodycams. #StayWoke #Oscars90
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
What CAN'T Jennifer Lawrence do? Return my calls for starters…
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
EXCLUSIVE: I heard Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein were going to come disguised as a very tall man in a long trench coat but they got busted by security. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
🐰😘👯♂️🐰😁😑😍🤣😎🤤☠️👽👻💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🙈🙈🙈👵👩🏘️🌋 – my script for @EmojiMovie 2. You're welcome, America! #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
#Oscars EXCLUSIVE OSCAR PHOTO: pic.twitter.com/QNCaIYruMv
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Oh THAT Jimmy is hosting! Did he ever win Ben Stein's Money? #ManShow #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
#Oscars PREDICTION
Best Visual Effects: Blade Runner for making Harrison Ford look bored out of his mind.— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I'm bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam #Oscars #NotDeadYet
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
James Franco is a disaster. Artists? #CallMeRogen #OrGoldberg #Imnotpicky #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
SPOILER ALERT: The Phantom Thread is Senator Palpatine #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Pretty fucked up that the movie Oscar didn't win one. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/d23Dg4cwhL
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
The Disaster Artist was the worst harry potter movie this year #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Casey Affleck couldn't make it cause he was stuck in the 1950s.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
WOW! Christopher Plummer is ALSO filling all the seats this year! Kevin Spacey lost ALL his jobs!
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Can't believe the Academy still hasn't recognized the thriving film industry in Narnia! #ForeignFilm #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
#Oscars PREDICTIONS:
Best Cinematography: 37 years in film and I'm still not sure what a "cinematography" is.— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018