Voter Fraud. Hanging chads… they’ve got nothing on Florida’s latest gubernatorial race scandal.
In a segment “The Daily Show” has dubbed “The Last Perspiration of Crist,” host Jon Stewart tears apart the great “Crist Ball Fan” scandal of 2014, in which current Republican Florida Governor Rick Scott at first refused to appear on stage to debate Democratic challenger (and former Governor) Charlie Crist, because Crist had a small fan under his podium pointing upward towards his nether regions.
“We have been told that Gov. Rick Scott will not be participating in this debate,” the moderator begins.
Also see Stephen Colbert‘s take on the Florida governor’s debate:
Stephen Colbert Rips Rick Scott, Charlie Crist’s ‘Fangate’ Debate With ‘CSI: Miami’ Homage (Video)
“A debate must have at least two parties to be considered a debate… otherwise it’s a masturbate,” Stewart interjects.