We all know Chrissy Teigen’s commentary is the stuff of legend — especially when it’s about her husband John Legend. And this Easter Sunday, the Queen of Twitter brought her live-tweeting game up to a sacred level while critiquing her husband in NBC’s “Jesus Christ Superstar Live in Concert.”
The Holy Grail of Teigen’s one-liners that evening was both a compliment to the TV musical and a comeback aimed at Bill O’Reilly, all rolled into one.
“Watching JC Superstar on NBC. Who knew Jesus of Nazareth ran a tattoo parlor? Geez,” O’Reilly tweeted during the show.
“Yes the shop specializes in coverups that aren’t 32 million dollars,” Teigen replied, referencing the former Fox News pundit’s departure from the network last year amid sexual misconduct accusations.
Yes the shop specializes in coverups that aren’t 32 million dollars https://t.co/2hklA6Ix4P
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Teigen’s R&B singer hubby starred in the TV rock opera as the titular son of God. He was joined by Alice Cooper as King Herod, Brandon Victor Dixon as Judas, Ben Daniels as Pontius Pilate and Sara Bareilles as Mary Magdalene, among others. But, unfortunately, not Teigen.
No, she managed to steal the show from the audience with a steady stream of amazing tweets.
The model began blessing us with her insider perspective before the Andrew Lloyd Webber-produced event had even started. Teigen shared a video of herself, Legend and their infant daughter Luna hanging out in his dressing room, listening to Kanye West’s “Jesus Walks.” Because of course they were.
Her first official tweet about the show was a very appropriate, “HE HAS RISEN aaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahh.”
Teigen then gave a quick nod to Legend’s ultra-modern costume — which she previously described as a “hot” take on the star of the Bible — simply writing, “Rick Owens x Jesus.”
Later, she very astutely deduced that the cast members wearing coats were, in fact, the villains “because coats.”
The pregnant star (did we mention she was pregnant before?) ended her 2 and a half hour long review with the most human comment ever tweeted after a musical: “I just took theeeeeeee most orgasmic pee.”
Oh, and then there was a clip of Legend and his co-stars taking a well-deserved bow.
See all of Teigen’s tweets below.
It’s almost time!!! pic.twitter.com/vHwpZE7nhz
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 1, 2018
8 mins til #JesusChristSuperstarLive!! I can’t wait to learn about Jesus and superstars!!!!
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 1, 2018
HE HAS RISEN aaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahh
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
One guy looks EXACTLY like milo yiannopoulos. Try to spot him. #findmilo
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Rick Owens x Jesus
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
I have no idea what’s going on I’m assuming these people are bad because coats
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
That’s what I do when Luna plays with glitter
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Oh shit the lepers that was the rehearsal I brought Luna to. That was a mistake
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Sara’s voice is so pure. She makes singing seem so easy.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
MEANWHILE pic.twitter.com/ToswMs0DTe
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
I have a feeling whoever has the deepest V will be crucified
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
He won’t say it but I know he was nervous for that song. So good!!
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
JESUS TIME PAPS NOOOOO
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
THE V’S. THEY ARE A’DEEPENING
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
I just took theeeeeeee most orgasmic pee
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/u4jsEj99Kf
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Oops accidental deleto
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
The reviews are in!!! The people love it!!!! https://t.co/dl4nbs2ZF4
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018
Yes the shop specializes in coverups that aren’t 32 million dollars https://t.co/2hklA6Ix4P
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018