Eat it, Brad Pitt.
Your current significant other, Angelina Jolie, won't be winning Spike TV's cheeky "Decade of Hotness" award at its fifth annual "Guys Choice" ceremony in June.
Instead, it's your ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, who will have the honor bestowed upon her for ten straight years of looking pretty good.
Think back to 2001. Remember how hot your then-wife Aniston was, and continues to be. Now breathe, and return to thinking about Jolie and your six children.
The Spike event takes place on June 4 and will be televised the following Friday night at 9pm. Aniston will join Charlize Theron, Halle Berry and Cameron Diaz on the list of "Decade of Hotness" winners. The award was not given out at the inaugural ceremony in 2007, although Jolie clearly deserved it.
