The female-fighting characters on “GLOW” throw punches, kicks and toss each other around in the wrestling ring. These leotard-clad ladies are also excellent at delivering perfect one-liners sure to put anyone in their place. Here’s a round-up of our favorite one-liners from Season 1. Season 2 premieres Friday, June 29 on Netflix.
“I can’t leave Randy with my mom all day. She’ll feed him Funyuns and Fresca and government conspiracies.” – Debbie (Betty Gilpin)
“Ruth… That is not a great name.” – Sam (Marc Maron)
“I am the Cezanne of bulls–t artists.” – Melrose (Jackie Tohn)
“I mean… You’re like Grace Kelly on steroids.” – Sam
“Fifteen minutes, Confucius. And only because it’s rush hour.” – Debbie
“If you’re so into sisterhood maybe you shouldn’t have f—ed your friend’s husband.” – Sam
“I mean, babies are boring. They don’t party, they haven’t traveled, they have no sense of irony.” – Sam
“Right. ‘Cause you only listen to women if you’re f—ing them.” – Justine (Britt Baron)
“What if Bill Cosby gets mad at us?” – Dawn (Rebekka Johnson)
“What are you doing?”
“My hair.”
“For who?”
“For me. Hello, self esteem.” – Melrose and Jenny (Ellen Wong)
