Lest you think the show is getting soft in its old age, “Game of Thrones” proved tonight that seven seasons in, it can still shock the hell out of viewers.
The show’s 50 minutes were spent giving an incredibly satisfying amount of fan service, like Arya’s reunion with Nymeria, the oral consummation of the romance between Missandei and Grey Worm, what looks like the long-awaited meeting between Jon Snow and Daenerys, Samwell Tarly’s war on greyscale, Jon Snow dissing the hell out of Littlefinger, Cersei Lanniser going full-Trump, and much much more.
And then in the last 10 minutes, everything went to hell.
Daenerys was dealt a severe blow when her fleet of ships commanded by Yara Greyjoy was utterly destroyed by her uncle, Euron. Also several seemingly-pivotal characters were killed, Theon showed that once a Reek, always a Reek, and Euron is bringing two VERY important captives back to Queen Cersei.
Read the full detailed recap here.
Suffice to say, what looked like an impending slam dunk victory for Daenerys (at least as long as she isn’t interested in scorching the earth) suddenly because fully up in the air. It wasn’t the Red Wedding, but it certainly reminded people that the show they’re watching is, well, the show they’re watching.
Unsurprisingly, Twitter freaked out over it all, from Grey Worm and Missandei, to Theon’s [SPOILER], to Arya Stark and her beloved dire wolf, and more. See a sampling below.
watching game of thrones season 1: i want more character development
watching game of thrones season 7: 👏 more 👏 dickless 👏 sex 👏 scenes 👏
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) July 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/ChefResha/status/889306500468002820
Arya: "It's me, Arya."
Nymeria: "New phone, who dis. #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall
— Deniz S. (@MrFilmkritik) July 24, 2017
Nymeria! Fuck yes you're a good girl.
— Steven Beck (@beingbecks78) July 24, 2017
When everything's going swell for the main characters, but then they remind you why it's Game Of Thrones. Ending was CRAZY. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/MlnRb6O7yR
— Anthony C 🇩🇴 (@Peanut0423) July 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/kennonmckinney/status/889308402530340864
I like Ballers because I'm a fan of The Rock and don't take it too seriously but going into it after Game of Thrones is like pic.twitter.com/mIr2D1qZAa
— Connor Rogers (@ConnorJRogers) July 24, 2017
Alexa, how do I remove greyscale? #GameOfThrones @GameOfThrones
— Tom and Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) July 24, 2017
Missandei corrects the Azor Ahai prophecy translation. Stannis would be so pissed if he died because of a grammar mistake. @GameOfThrones
— James Hibberd (@JamesHibberd) July 24, 2017
Arya: Goes to Winterfell.
Jon: Leaves Winterfell.Me: #GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/n85oJG5F0c
— Deniz S. (@MrFilmkritik) July 24, 2017
Cersei went straight to the tried and true white nationalist list of reasons why. Never fails, NEVER!#GameOfThrones #ThronesYall
— allheavens (@allheavens) July 24, 2017
Theon. 🙄 #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/dd8Sm0TqgW
— Kerri Copello (@WXgirlKerri) July 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/Bebesauri0/status/889307007622279168
My reaction during the last 10 minutes of #GameOfThrones @GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/AXeafDLw18
— Marion (@denyssmith2000) July 24, 2017
#ThronesYall
Me: Oh no action this episodeGame of thrones: *last 10 minutes pic.twitter.com/cyrU5KhPry
— W.E.B Du Blanc (@Marq_Antony) July 24, 2017
Also #RIP Sand Snakes:
https://twitter.com/JHenwick/status/889314474892550148
To be honest though, this about sums up how we’re feeling:
me: Game of Thrones can no longer shock me
Game of Thrones: pic.twitter.com/b4Kl9XB0NP
— @hayesbrown.bsky.social (@HayesBrown) July 24, 2017