Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Nicollette Sheridan has her knickers in a twist over her treatment on "Desperate Housewives" (it was a slap-fest, she says); Whitney Houston is canceling concerts (sniff, sniff); Adam Lambert returns to "American Idol" (he’s no Miley Cyrus); and Tiger Woods has some extra security at the Masters (protecting his reputation? Too late!). So sit your tookus down and watch …