Kylo Ren is so 2015.
Kids (including the adult kind), I regret to inform you that Darth Vader didn’t really die. He’s an 80-year-old white guy living in England, and when official “Star Wars” trilogy conventions started, he said, “I’d like to be able to cash in on this.”
According to “Elstree 1976,” David Prowse — who wore the Dark Lord’s costume on camera — unfortunately got a touch too enthusiastic in claiming the role at such events, despite the fact that he neither voiced Vader nor was the face that was revealed when Vader’s mask was ultimately taken off.