Discovery Channel’s “Eaten Alive” special did not go exactly according to plan, nor did it live up to its name/hype — and viewers are not happy.
Apparently, the chosen giant anaconda did not find naturalist and show star Paul Rosolie appetizing enough — readers can insert their own Sir Mix-a-Lot “Baby Got Back” line joke about his “buns” here.
Perhaps the snake would have gotten around to actually trying to consume Rosolie — eventually — but the star of the Discovery experiment was forced to tap out after losing feeling in his arm, believing the limb to be at its breaking point.