
Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his sweet ‘stache take on the role of literature’s biggest sucker.

Of course there will be sexy times — there are always sexy times where Jonathan Rhys Meyers is involved.

Well, that’s just creepy.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers gets a grip.

Why so intense? Oh, right — you’re Dracula.

Wow, they really know how to light up a room.

Dracula welcomes the assemblage with open arms and sharp fangs

“Conan the Barbarian” alum Nonso Anozie plays R.M. Renfield, Dracula’s fiercely loyal confidante and the keeper of his deepest and darkest secrets.

Katie McGrath plays socialite Lucy Westenra, and also looks good in red, which is convenient if you’re in a TV show about Dracula

Watch out, Drac — Thomas Kretschmann is coming for you, as vampire hunter Abraham Van Helsing