‘Downton Abbey’ Season 5 First-Look Stills, Explained By an Idiot (Photos)

Two… servants (?) are in mourning because someone has died. This is that show where people die, right?

The whole gang gets together to murder a guy.

A handsome man with a daughter urges her to say something cute to his creditors.

Two… secret agents (?) try to solve the murder of the guy.

A small child who will someday save them all travels to Colonial Williamsburgh to learn how cobbler is made.

Alternate reality Winona Ryder joins the cast.

Two canny millionaires make a bet that they can get a stable boy and an industrialist trade places.

A hat model arrives at the Abbey and is murdered for being too handsome.