Some of David Letterman’s famous friends stepped in to deliver the host’s final “Late Show” Top 10: “Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave.”
10. “Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home” – Alec Baldwin
9. “Did you know you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi” – Barbara Walters
8. “Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake” – Steve Martin
7. “I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air…you know, I just thought of something – I’ll be fine” – Jerry Seinfeld
6. “Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an over actor” – Jim Carrey
5. “I’m just glad your show is being given to another white guy” – Chris Rock
4. “Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale” – Julia Louis-Dreyfus
3. “You are to comedy what I am to comedy” – Peyton Manning
2. “Thanks for finally proving men can be funny” – Tina Fey
1. “I’ll never have the money I owe you” – Bill Murray
