‘Dark Tower’ Is a ‘Small, Sad Pile of Rubble’ and 8 Other Disastrous Reviews

Film starring Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey holds a score of 21 percent on Rotten Tomatoes

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Reviews for “The Dark Tower,” the film adaptation of Stephen King’s novels, are in — and critics say the foundation should’ve never been built.

Slamming it as a “small, sad pile of rubble” and a “fantastical faceplant,” critics gave the blockbuster a cumulative score of 21 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

“The 95-minute culmination of years-long efforts to bring ‘The Dark Tower’ to the big screen is a complete disaster, a limp, barely coherent shell of a movie,” wrote TheWrap’s film critic Dan Callahan. 

For most critics, the lone highlight seems to be Idris Elba, who “oozes a winning sense of stoic gravitas as Roland Deschain,” according to USA TODAY.

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