Sorry fans, apparently the “Two and a Half Men” Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher truce on Thursday morning was (super) short-lived.
Following a Twitter apology for his recent disses, Sheen fired back at his CBS comedy replacement Kutcher a mere two hours later on the social media site.
Sheen previously extended an olive branch to Kutcher — who addressed the beef on Wednesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” — in 140-characters: “Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c,” Sheen wrote.
Two hours later, he added: “but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I’ll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?”
See video: Ashton Kutcher Tells Charlie Sheen to ‘Shut the F— Up’ About ‘Two and a Half Men’
Here’s the backstory: Following his highly publicized exodus from the Chuck Lorre sitcom, Sheen has not been particularly kind to anyone on his former show — except for Jon Cryer, most of the time. His latest and largest target has been Kutcher, the man who took over the lead spot on the long-running multi-cam show.
Kutcher finally had enough, and addressed Sheen on Kimmel’s show Wednesday night. Looking directly into the camera, Kutcher offered the following advice to his predecessor: “Shut the f-ck up.”
He added: “Seriously. Like, enough already. It’s like three years later and you’re still blowing me up on Twitter. C’mon, dude. Really?”
That plea seemed to work, for a few hours at least. Here are Sheen’s tweets:
but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I’ll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2014
Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2014