Charlie Sheen has found a new acting gig. The “Two and a Half Men” alum’s self-professed tiger blood just infiltrated the rap game, with Sheen joining Lil Pump for the emcee’s “Drug Addicts” music video.
The two play doctors at some sort of hospital or rehab center, doing as many drugs as they prescribe. Seeing as how the duo gets hauled away at the end, we’re thinking they weren’t real MDs to begin with.
Watch the video above. Below are the lyrics, courtesy of Genius — yes, all of your favorite (or Pump’s, or Sheen’s) drugs are present and accounted for.
[Intro]
Mmm, ayy what’s up
Speedin’ in my Lambo, racin’
Everybody in my gang is drug addicts
Chyeah, ooh, ooh (brr), chyeah, chyeah
Baby!
Ooh!
[Chorus]
Whole gang full of drug addicts (ooh, chyeah)
Take a lot of s–t, forgot what happened (forgot what happened)
I ain’t gon’ lie, I got a habit (ooh, I got a habit)
I swear to God, you can’t be on my status (I swear to God!)
Start the day off with a pint (yeah, brr-brr!)
I’ma show you how to live life (yeah, ooh!)
Take a lot of drugs, don’t think twice (wow)
I do this every day and all night (ooh, ooh!)
Whole gang full of drug addicts (yeah, brr!)
Whole gang full of drug addicts (chyeah, ooh, ooh, chyeah!)
Whole gang full of drug addicts (brr!)
Whole gang full of drug addicts (drug addicts)
[Verse]
I been smokin’ since I was eleven (ouu, eleven)
I been poppin’ pills since I was seven (chyeah, I was seven)
Told my pastor I don’t do confessions (hell nah)
‘Cause I pop a lot of molly for my breakfast (oou, molly!)
I ain’t never listen to nobody (no!)
In the courthouse off of ecstasy (god damn!)
And your baby mama layin’ next to me! (huh?)
After she just sucked me, I just told her a– to leave (b—h get out, ouu)
Everybody ’round me, like, them opp-sies (brr!)
I was too leaned out to drive the ‘Rari (huh?)
Made her a– wait two hours in the lobby (thot!)
I can’t go outside, ’cause I see papparazzi (chyeah, brr)
Take another pill, now I’m feeling better (ouu, X)
Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, yeah I’m a trend-setter (Gucci Gang!)
Bustin’ all on your b—h, wiped it off with my sweater (ouu!)
I’m a drug addict, I’m richer than my professor (man, f–k school)
[Chorus]
Whole gang full of drug addicts (ooh, chyeah)
Take a lot of s–t, forgot what happened (forgot what happened)
I ain’t gon’ lie, I got a habit (ooh, I got a habit)
I swear to God, you can’t be on my status (I swear to God!)
Start the day off with a pint (yeah, brr-brr!)
I’ma show you how to live life (yeah, ooh!)
Take a lot of drugs, don’t think twice (wow)
I do this every day and all night (ooh, ooh!)
Whole gang full of drug addicts (yeah, brr!)
Whole gang full of drug addicts (chyeah, ooh, ooh, chyeah!)
Whole gang full of drug addicts (brr!)
Whole gang full of drug addicts (drug addicts)