And you thought Ted Cruz was the creepy one.
Just after the Texas senator named Carly Fiorina as his pick for Vice President, the former Hewlett-Packard CEO decided to scare the living daylights out of the crowd, and the millions watching at home, with one of the most disturbing nursery rhymes since “Rock-a-bye Baby.”
Fiorina burst into a song she made up for Cruz’s young daughters while on the campaign trail. And just to make sure everyone had nightmares for the foreseeable future, she gave it a Hansel & Gretel kind of vibe.
You can watch the video above. (Warning: We’re still trying to get it out of our heads.)
It seems the song is a big hit on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/JamesHesky/status/725427312678834177
Surprised Carly Fiorina didn't sing the line of that song about sticking your finger through the cage so she can see if you've fattened up.
— jake (@jakecurrie) April 27, 2016
Wow, I am sure there will be ZERO Internet consequences of Carly Fiorina's little song about riding the bus with the Cruz daughters just now
— Denise H🦉 (@dhowell) April 27, 2016
Did Carly Fiorina just sing? SNL writers have begun their script.
— David Brody (@DBrodyReports) April 27, 2016
The image that came to mind as Carly Fiorina sang a song to Cruz's two daughters…#CruzFiorina pic.twitter.com/HAyMJxr8bk
— Saving Grace Adler 🏳️🌈 (@KissMeImIris84) April 27, 2016
OMG. This is the creepiest thing EVER. https://t.co/7y3loBGUxp
— Sarah Wood (@sarahwoodwriter) April 27, 2016
Carly Fiorina is singing a song about Ted Cruz' daughters and I'm even more frightened
— Erika Valdez (@erikavaldez10) April 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/Zevelzvuv/status/725426943567495168
Amazing that with one song Carly Fiorina managed to seem even creepier than her running mate, a man constantly compared to a serial killer
— Alan 🦪 (@DrPizzaStone) April 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/Kapn_Karl/status/725426852479811584
https://twitter.com/JudyMichiganMom/status/725427154314354688
https://twitter.com/lesbianakin/status/725473611176370176
This whole election just seems like an episode of Punk'd. https://t.co/jzecLYd9LK
— Nichole Trugler (@NicholeTrugler) April 27, 2016
@jaketapper Carly Fiorina just sang a song and it was a little disturbing.
— Anthony Rawlings (@arketex) April 27, 2016