Who says TV can’t teach you anything? On his return to “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” this weekend, Adrian Pimento (Jason Mantzoukas) offers up a solid wilderness survival tip to Detectives Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio).
It turns out, to fight off a bear, one simply head-butts the mammal “in the penis” and pushes him off a cliff, per the deranged guest star.
There is one caveat, however: That move definitely only works on male bears. Pimento learned that one the hard way.
On Sunday, after Boyle’s beloved food truck burns down, the former undercover agent unexpectedly pops back up as the insurance investigator on the case.