‘Bachelorette’: Tahiti Trick or Tahiti Treat?

A chance to have all the free sex Ali wants with three different guys without being labeled a total slut

The show opens with Chris telling us he's starting to fall in love with Ali. Love is so blind, isn't it?

We get rehashes of all three men packing for Tahiti and singing Ali's praises. Ya know, even if they were literally singing, it'd come off less cheesy than the crap they're spouting right now. It's almost as if it's scripted. Nahhhh … Then, right away, Frank clues us in that he hasn't got over his ex-girlfriend, Nicole.

He tells the camera that the right thing to do is go to Chicago to visit the ex to see if his feelings are true.

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