The following invitation to Nikki FInke, or to me, fell in my mailbox this weekend.
I'm not sure if it's a compliment, or a slap – or a dead failure of our branding strategy.
Anyway, note to People mag, which is having a 'do' at Soho House to welcome their new movie critic, Alynda Wheat: Nikki doesn't work here.
However I'm happy to RSVP for her: she's not coming.
