Are Celebs Asking to Be Robbed?

“Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!” is a PI’s mocking impersonation of a celebrity’s relationship to the paparazzi.

Last week’s stories about a spate of celebrity-home burglaries committed by teenagers may have sounded like some kind of $3 million scavenger hunt carried out by resourceful kids.

As though the culprits were incapable of blame, fingers were pointed at such indirect enablers as Hollywood star maps, Google Earth and, especially, the paparazzi.

By publicizing the party schedules of celebs, the reasoning went, the aggressive photogs were alerting thieves to golden opportunities.

Not everyone buys into the paparazzi bogeyman, however.

“The celebs looove the paps,” says Ted Soqui, a veteran L.A. news photographer, who claims that actors and singers who constantly inform Face Book and Twitter audiences of their whereabouts have only themselves to blame.

“All you have to do is follow the celebrity tweets and FB’s — they tell you exactly where they are to the minute, with pictures, too,” Soqui tells TheWrap. “They can’t help themselves. ‘I’m at the club drinking and partying right now’ — I can’t believe they don’t get robbed more for doing so.”

John Nazarian, a longtime private investigator intimately familiar with the habits of the famous and wannabe famous, agrees.

“Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!” is Nazarian’s mocking impersonation of a celebrity’s relationship to the paparazzi. “They wouldn’t know what to do without the paparazzi.” Nazarian also blames dim-witted help hired by celebrities to keep an eye on their homes.

“They have cameras in place,” he says of dozy staff, “but they don’t notice if anything is missing. Treat your staff right. Buy a big dog or get a guard. There’s always a guard at Liz Taylor’s house, 24 hours.”

Today the L.A. District Attorney’s office announced that more suspects had been arrested, along with their M.O.:

“After allegedly studying celebrity magazines and websites and picking out clothing and jewelry they wanted, various members of the group allegedly began breaking into homes between December 2008 and Oct. 11. Celebrities targeted included Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson, Ashley Tisdale, Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox and Orlando Bloom.”

Five suspects have so far been nabbed on first-degree residential burglary charges under felony complaint BA363474: 18-year-old Nicholas Frank Prugo, Diana Tamayo, 19, Alexis Christine Neirs, 18, Roy Lopez Jr., 27 and Courtney Leigh Ames, 18.

Another 18-year-old woman who was arrested in the crime spree has not been charged and the L.A. Times reports that the LAPD has named 27-year-old Jonathan "Johny Dangerous" Ajar, as a wanted suspect.

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