It may or may not be true that you can’t go home again, but perhaps you shouldn’t — judging by “American Reunion,” anyway, which brings back the cast of the 1999 sleeper hit “American Pie” and strands them in a dull and offensive movie that has none of the charm, smarts or sex appeal of the original.
Everyone at East Great Falls High apparently missed their 10-year reunion, but they’re all coming back for their 13th, a bit bruised by their experiences in the real world, which have apparently lacked the wacky shenanigans of their youth.
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Now that Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) are parents to a toddler, they’re suffering marital-bed death and pursuing their orgasms separately.