And this, boys and girls, is why you should never attempt to make a sex tape in a haunted insane asylum.
The first five minutes of "American Horror Story: Asylum" have arrived online ahead of the FX drama's Oct. 17 premiere, giving thrill-starved fans something to chew on in the meantime.
As the clip shows, the second season of Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk's spine-chilling brainchild starts out with Adam Levine and Jenna Dewan as a pair of newlyweds with a kinky taste for establishments inhabited by the souls of the departed.
Alas, their plans to mix the carnal and the creepy go awry as they explore the Briarcliff asylum.
Oh, and there's also some footage of a nun straddling a strapped-down inmate.
Let the sexy times begin….
Check out the video below.