Fulfilling a promise originally made during his first term, Donald Trump declassifed a massive number of files related to the investigation into John F. Kennedy’s 1963 assassination. So far at least, the files don’t appear to contain any new information or shocking revelations about the event, but that wasn’t what concerned Jimmy Kimmel during his Tuesday night monologue.
“After 60 years of books and movies and deep investigations, today, today was like Christmas morning for conspiracy theorists. Unfortunately, Santa took forever to come down the chimney,” Kimmel explained. “All day we waited! Poor Oliver Stone had to endure a twelve-hour erection today.