“Mr. Grey will see you now.”
The anticipation builds as you realize this is the moment you will be able to put a face to THE Christian Grey.
Squirm Scale: 1.3
“What was he like?”- Kate
“He was polite, intense, smart, [pause] really intimidating.”-Anastasia
We could not agree more!
Squirm Scale: 3
“I would like to know more about you.”- Christian
“There’s really not much to know about me. I mean, look at me” -Anastasia
Squirm Scale: 2
Long pause.
“I am.” -Christian
Sharp intake followed by a squirm…no he did not!
Squirm Scale: 5
Eye contact. Eye contact. Eye contact.
Squirm Scale: 3.5
“I exercise control in all things Miss Steele” – Christian
“That must be really boring”-Anastasia
Oh how wrong you are Ana.
Squirm Scale: 6
“I don’t do romance”- Christian
Oh how wrong YOU are Mr. Grey
Squirm Scale: 5.3
Sexual. Sexual. Sexual… Tension
Squirm Scale: 7
“My tastes are [pause]…”- Christian
Abs. Abs. Abs.
Squirm Scale: 8
“…are very singular” – Christian
No. Words.
Squirm Scale: 8.5
“Enlighten me”-Anastasia
Yes, enlighten us Christian…RIGHT NOW
Squirm Scale: 9
Boom.
Squirm Scale: 9.8
Boom.
Squirm Scale: 9.9
Boom.
Squirm Scale: 10
Lucky b*tch…
Squirm Scale: BROKEN
