(Spoiler alert: Please do not read on if you haven’t watched Monday’s episode of “Real Housewives of Orange County”)
Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Orange County” escalated California’s heat wave with a raunchy sex party on Monday’s episode.
Tamra Judge and her husband, Eddie, hosted the X-rated bash to celebrate the release of their CUT Fitness sex tape, complete with lots of leather, lace, chains and even “anal beads.”
“When we were launching our YouTube channel, we asked, ‘What would get everyone’s attention?’ A sex tape,” Tamra told the audience, before showing a clip of the explicit promo, much to the horror and embarrassment of her co-stars.
Of course, the celebration sparked the usual round of backstabbing when Vicki Gunvalson turned up wearing virginal white.
“I think what she is trying to say is, ‘I am an angel,’ but what she is really saying is, ‘I’m an a-shole,’” slammed Meghan King Edmonds. “Because I am showing up to a theme party basically saying, ‘F–k you, theme party.’”
On Monday, Edmonds also tried to give Gunvalson advice on her boyfriend Brooks’ healthcare over lunch, which went over as well as you would expect.
Vicki ended up storming off proclaiming, “I never want to see that girl again, ever,” while Meghan decided it was “f–ked up” when she didn’t want her advice, and told the other women that “Vicki is a bitch.”
Earlier in the episode, Tamra and Eddie got a tour of the club before the sex party kicked off and she gave him a demo of what a St. Andrews Cross is for.
“The is no saint involved in the St. Andrews Cross — it’s about S&M … and possibly anal,” she explained. “They are for dungeons, and underground sex parties.” Eddie was impressed at least.
“I think we should buy one of these for the house,” his adventurous wife said.
“The Real Housewives of Orange County” airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.