Kal Penn, who currently stars as Seth Wright on ABC’s “Designated Survivor” — and once worked in the Obama Administration — decided Tuesday to share some memories from his earliest days as an actor. They weren’t exactly heartwarming.
The prolific tweeter — who raised more than $640,000 for Syrian refugees, after a Twitter user told him he didn’t belong in the country — took to social media to expose scripts he’d received as a young actor, full of cringe-inducing Indian and Middle Eastern stereotypes.
Penn’s tweets highlighted pages of scripts from hit shows including “The King of Queens” and “Sabrina the Teenage Which.” He captioned lines from the latter show, saying he and the show’s creators had a spirited discussion of why his character, Prajeeb, had to have an accent at all. Another script called for a Gandhi lookalike, as well as snake charmers and fire eaters.
Found a bunch of old scripts from some of my first years trying to be an actor. pic.twitter.com/GydOwlUKGW
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
Jeez I remember this one! They were awful. "Can you make his accent a little more AUTHENTIC?" That usually meant they wanted Apu pic.twitter.com/3F5XRORO3n
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
This was a pilot called The Stones. Tried to convince them to let me speak without an accent & make it funny on the merits (was told no) 😂 pic.twitter.com/SuUVYT7rip
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
Womp womp pic.twitter.com/fyonwmreBa
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
Ha! In this audition for Smart Guy, they didn't even give the character a name! pic.twitter.com/z2D8E5rx8J
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
Oh wait yes they did pic.twitter.com/xwB3qIoXoF
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
Friggin King of Queens man! I used to love that show until I got to audition for it lol pic.twitter.com/2BYu0nnd57
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
I do not remember this audition except that it was for some shitty MTV show and the big joke was an accent and too much cologne 🙄😂 pic.twitter.com/7HZbhQCkaB
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
Whoa I remember this! This was one of my first commercials. The makeup people would use Vaseline to get the sweaty unwashed look going pic.twitter.com/X7z4EI4drQ
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
This was for some project called The Marriage Clause I guess. pic.twitter.com/0yKjepAHqy
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
Sabrina the Teenage Witch! Man. We got INTO it about why he had to have an accent. I'm laughing about it now but they were such dicks 😂 pic.twitter.com/kXdHjVsqvT
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017
At the end of his tweetstorm, Penn said there were “too many in this stack to tweet,” before pivoting to highlight some of his better experiences, naming the “Steve Harvey Show,” “Buffy,” “Angel” and “24.” He also complimented “House” creator David Shore, sharing a photo of an October 2007 ratings report that said the medical drama had beaten every primetime telecast in the previous week.
Also when you cast things like @shorez, largely color & gender blind, it's more interesting & ratings can look like this. Which is awesome! pic.twitter.com/qr1f7vWASK
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 14, 2017