Donald Trump seems to be perpetually digging himself out of holes and explaining away scandals of late.
From making lewd comments about one woman on a hot mic with Billy Bush, to accusations that he groped and physically attacked others, the GOP presidential nominee has been permanently on the defensive for the past week.
But what if his rebuttals were set to a “Cat in the Hat” style poetic meter?
The genius of the Twitterverse has now set Trump’s rhetoric to Dr. Seuss‘ signature anapestic tetrameter (which consists of four rhythmic units called anapests) to give them a far more jovial edge.
Check the best results from the hashtag #TrumpDrSeuss below.
I do not like him
in my blouse.
I do not like him
in the House.
I do not like this vain man.
I do not like him, Sane-I-am.#TrumpDrSeuss— Vicky Rateau (@VRateau) October 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/amor6194/status/786734731039649792
#TrumpDrSeuss
I am a fake that much is true
I steal & cheat in all I do
I get my way no matter what
I know I'm bad down in my gut— Purple Noodles (@VintagePasta) October 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/StLouisCardsGal/status/786734413165973513
https://twitter.com/jennag98/status/786733224768724992
https://twitter.com/GetTwitMe/status/786733970264170496
I see "a conspiracy"
My own party is leaving me
I grope and I pout
Moderators leave me out
But a narcissist believes in me!#TrumpDrSeuss— Conspiracy Theories (@ConspiracyTs) October 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/Nickepidia_8/status/786733813955227649
Inspire hate every day!
Build walls to keep immigrants away!
Demand order thru dominance!
Have nothing but empty promises! #trumpdrseuss— claremzb (@ClareMZB) October 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/tenbypowell/status/786732580888469505
I will grope her, she's a fox,
I will grab her by the box,
I'm the richest in the land,
She won't mind my tiny hand.#TrumpDrSeuss— Christopher B Buck (@cbaldwinbuck) October 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/BrockZimmermann/status/786731954079080448