Denny’s New Mascot Drops a Deuce in Twitterverse: ‘A Turd Wearing a Hat’

Diner chain’s new mascot “Sausage” is a brown cylinder with googly eyes who is “a little spicy at times,” according to official site

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Diner chain Denny’s recently unveiled a new mascot, but alas things did not go as smoothly as hoped. Rather than making a splash, the fedora-wearing cartoon sausage only stunk up the room, its reception blocked up by a torrent of online ridicule over its unfortunate resemblance to (sorry) the end result of eating sausage.

What we’re saying is that many — a great many — jokes were made about how much “Sausage” (that’s his name) looks like… you get the idea.

“The Dennys turd is here with lunch,” said one Twitter user. “I’m not a pro, but I can guarantee I would come up with something better than a turd wearing a hat” said another.

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