Everyone could relate to little Ozzy (Cooper Dodson) on this week’s “American Horror Story: Cult.” He saw a scary clown, he asked if it was real, and then he minded his own business.
Ozzy, whose parents are the constantly freaking out Ally (Sarah Paulson) and Ivy “Haven’t seen a single clown yet” Mayfair-Richards (Alison Pill), started the episode having night terrors. It seems “American Horror Story: Cult” has real killer clowns and at least one fictional one in Twisty (John Carroll Lynch), and Ozzy found himself facing down the latter in a dream early in Episode 2. So later in the episode, at the advice of creepy babysitter Winter (Billie Lourd), Ozzy asked the clown walking through his room if it was real, or if he was dreaming.
The clown told Ozzy he was dreaming, and Ozzy went right back to bed. An extremely correct move for fans.
Oz when the clown said he was asleep… #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/q0DPb9vXUm
— 9-1-1 News (@911NewsUpdates) September 13, 2017
"Am I asleep or are you real?"
"You're asleep."
"Okay." *lays back down* #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/FYx6z99sIQ— amber 🩵 (@http_amber_) September 13, 2017
When twisty shows up in your room at night #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/B1YtVyfF9X
— Kai Anderson (@AHSKaiAnderson) September 13, 2017
Oz: "Am I asleep?"
Scary clown: "you're asleep"
Oz: #ahscult pic.twitter.com/6ETz9Oagra— Michelle (@miche11e_palmer) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/VeeBoykin/status/907799372561297408
Fans are also still trying to figure out just which characters are actually behind all those clown scary clown masks, since Ozzy confirmed again in this episode that he really did see clowns kill the Changs across the street. It’s not all in Ally’s head after all.
me trying to figure out whose voice just said "you're asleep" in that clown mask #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/Dmt6xJgxvL
— 𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕪 🍉🍉🍉 (@brittanyland_) September 13, 2017
Episode 2, titled “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark,” saw the introduction of two new characters: Harrison (Billy Eichner) and Meadow Wilton (Leslie Grossman), a couple of new neighbors who many suspect are members of the cult.
https://twitter.com/greensheII/status/907789765902249985
Still, they have good taste.
Ok the neighbors are insane, but Nicole Kidman really was amazing in Big Little Lies #AHSCult
— aly (@wonderknope) September 13, 2017
Speaking of weird people, the Mayfair-Richards didn’t wind up firing Winter, despite everyone’s advice on Twitter. They’ll probably regret that decision.
They still ain't fire this babysitter #AHSCult #ahs pic.twitter.com/pV6vHglUfX
— Tiffandy (@Tiffandy_) September 13, 2017
This little boy is like 3 and just joined a cult #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/EzzfcaXZSI
— Love is you. (@PrettyMajor__) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/prtcrz/status/907799353150066688
Then again, a lot of people really get Winter’s priorities.
"I have to go. My laptop is there, my ceramics are there. My entire life is there." I've never related so much to a crazy person #AHSCult
— Christine Gartland (@christineAG2009) September 13, 2017
But what everyone’s really wondering after two episodes of “American Horror Story: Cult” is why extremely twitchy, massively phobic and very paranoid Ally keeps investigating spooky things, and is allowed to have deadly weapons.
So Ally afraid of everything, but ain't afraid to be a nosey neighbor. #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/X4C5cOX767
— Beatrice Peterson (@MissBeaE on all platforms) (@MissBeaE) September 13, 2017
Let’s send the super paranoid and hallucinating person to the broken-in restaurant. #AHSCult #horrormovielogic pic.twitter.com/P5ugy7zFOR
— Mercedes Dorsey (@sadieshimmers) September 13, 2017
"Creepy noise in meat locker? Better go take a look…" #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/62rnxqHN1p
— Putin khuylo 🇺🇦 (@E_Mitch3232) September 13, 2017
SEE THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T NEED A GUN ALLY #AHSCult
— Kay 🦋 (@CallMeWhyteGurl) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/xoBri17/status/907801520732819456
THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT GET A GUN IF YOU'RE EASILY STARTLED #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/ejVUhUpCdb
— Karlo (@itsdionisio) September 13, 2017
If only she could convince people those clowns were real.
Ally, every time someone proves there's not actually clowns #AHSCULT pic.twitter.com/reVMCmTJK9
— Yikes! (@Cody_Michael_) September 13, 2017